WillyOS™

WillyOS™ is an operating system developed in the early 2000s by Dave Corp. as a means to combat Salamander Man's hacks on the Dave Corp. computers. It slowly became the standard OS in Daveia and has surpassed Windows in popularity.

Origins
Since 1990, Salamander Man has been actively looking to undermine the success of Indian Dave and his company. He has not stopped at sabotage - Salamander decided to take the offensive through the Internet, as well. Starting with spamming Dave's personal e-mail address with photos of naked women, he continued the cyber warfare well until 2000, until Indian Dave got tired with his former partner hacking Dave Corp. personnel computers to put heterosexual porn scenes as wallpapers. With January 2000, the development of WillyOS™ began. The alpha build was ready by the end of June, and the system was shipped in February 2001, effectively rendering Salamander Man's attacks useless on each and every computer that had any distribution of WillyOS™ installed.

Architecture
WillyOS™ is a UNIX based operating system for x86 processor architecture; it is available in Home Crackdition and Enterprise Bundle.

The Home Crackdition is relatively similar in e.g. Windows systems in terms of user interface and ease of use; however, most of the system processes run in a virtual-machine mode to keep the kernel and 99% of data safe from potential attacks. Because of this design, WillyOS™ is slightly slower, but much more secure in comparison to OS alternatives.

Enterprise Bundle includes the interface of Home Crackdition with the option to switch to advanced user mode to manage most tasks directly. Enterprise takes additional steps to further improve security, and is mostly used in Dave Corp. headquarters as well as most Daveian embassies.

Trivia

 * WillyOS™ has been widely protested in India, where it has not spread due to a high percent of population working for Microsoft's technical service.
 * The newest distribution of WillyOS™, 6.9, was nicknamed 'Dickshotter' due to the (increased) maximum number of physical processors the system can support - six.