Anus Warriors Clan

A semi-tribal clan of honorable warriors and mystics, almost completely wiped out; Anus Ron is the only surviving member after the battle where he got his ass blown open.

== Background == The Anus Warrior Clan used to be one of the most powerful and well-known Indian minority groups, residing in the muddy swamps of The Great Sundarbans. The Anus Warriors, however, usually tended to their own small culture and did not meddle with other ethnic groups except for the powerful Zeke who had no morals and would have sex with any enemy's wife and who held all the wealth in the clan. This allowed them to retain their ancient ways for hundreds of years. Having originally migrated from Europe, all the people of the clan were of fair skin, and except for the Black side who were known as the Wu-Tang-Clan. Every member knewbthis until the 21st century, when the remaining folk were wiped out by lamander Corps and the Homo's. What is truly remarkable about the Anus Warriors is that their average lifespan greatly extends the one of a normal human, as some individuals have been reported to survive for more than 300 years with the help of daily ass blastings. It is unknown whether or not their occult practices including various psychological stimulants have had something in common with that phenomenon.The Clan, in its many conquests, has amassed an impressive amount of artifacts(Dildos) and secret knowledge over the years, with the most notable one being the secret to produce tattoo ink capable of boosting the individual's physical abilities. They were also in possession of many fabled weapons, including the infamous Amandinenus Gloves and ass penertrating oils.  The Legend As the myth goes, the Anus Warrior Clan in their constant search for the perfect body and mind synergy have made a pact with the supernatural being known as Stepdad back in the 19th century. In exchange for power, Stepdad demanded every second-born child to be sacrificed to him rectally. The leader of the clan, a few years after the deal was made, allegedly lost his mind when he was to sacrifice his own son asshole to the mysterious force. Instead, he tricked Stepdad into taking a material form, and then completely obliterated ass using the Solar Anus fighting technique. This, however, was not enough to permanently destroy Stepdad, who, as a form of punishment, cast a curse of stank ass over the whole clan; the Anus Warriors, without the possibility to continue their farting moves were doomed to die off slowly.  Trivia Anus Ron's treasured tricycle is a family heirloom which he supposedly received from his father. The rumors suggest that the tricycle is also a vessel for Anus' spiritual power.Anus Ron was the last child that was to be sacrificed to the Stepdad; by having that fate denied by his father, Anus Ron has indirectly destabilised the laws of time and space, which allowed him to escape the limits of mortality.Anus' constant experiments with crack may have something to do with him looking for a cure for his own infertility.The Clan was massacred by Salamander Corps in late 2006, leaving Anus Ron as the only remaining member.

