WHO are the Patriots?

Background
A low-budget movie by Fagson Elnojewski and the crew, with guest appearance of Indian Dave.

Plot
WHO are the Patriots tells the tale of an epic journey of Fagson Elnojewski, Jeremy Hogson, Muhammad Yahiacrab and Thomas Cownipples (aka Michael Mooson) whose goal is to uncover the identities of the secret members of the Patriots.

Somewhere along the way, Yahiacrab turns out to be the Patriot's spy, traps Michael in a cursed picture frame and kidnaps him, Fagson gains supernatural powers and joins a dangerous cult, Dave shows up with his miniature clones, and Jeremy decides to let it all go to hell and sunbathe.

Trivia

 * The budget was so low even the movie poster looks like an Indian bazaar bargain.
 * Most of the movie was filmed while the cast was under the influence of spoiled bacalhau.