Hi, I'm Dave

A light-hearted love story featuring Indian Dave and a Thai transsexual crack whore, directed by Fagson Elnojewski and funded by Israel's Ministry of Jewish Propaganda as a token of Israeli-Daveian friendship.

Plot
Indian Dave goes on a well-earned vacation to Thailand shortly after Daveian 'coup d'état''. '''

During one of many wild crack-fueled parties he meets Lanquisha, a transsexual crack whore midget adopted and raised by an African-American couple.

They quickly fall for each other, but their love is not meant to be - Salamander Man also happens to be in Thailand at the time, planning his revenge...

Trivia

 * Salamander Man only agreed to star in this movie if Dave explained why he was so well-informed during the Dildo Market Crash; eventually, a compromise has been reached and Salamander was paid 2 tonnes of crack for his performance.