Dildo Market Crash of '89

About
The event that took place on Delhi stock market in June 1989 was, without a doubt, just what Dave Corp. needed to further spread its influence and gain wealth. Indian Dave, through his brilliant plan and a stroke of luck, has earned his company millions of Indian dollars, which allowed him to move the Dave Corp. Headquarters from New Delhi to Mumbai and, eventually, organize his own armed forces and conducted a coup d'état, which, despite being fairly unsuccessful, allowed him to establish a small territory along the coast, independent from the Indian state (also known as Daveia).

Although it is not known why or how the stocks fell so low, some suspect it may have been Anus Ron's doing.

June 25th, 1989
Stock prices of dildos take a rapid dive. Indian Dave comes up with an idea to put all funds into falling stocks, despite Salamander Man's protests. Dave Corp. purchased stocks with a total worth of 500 000 Indian dollars.

June 30th, 1989
The stocks' value starts rising again, albeit slowly. However, Dave's plan already brings Dave Corp. considerable profit in intangible assets.

August 1st, 1989
The value of stocks skyrockets. In a single day, it rises by 300% and shows no signs of stopping. By noon, Dave Corp. has already made 7 million ID profit. Salamander Man angrily tosses as much crack as he can into a bag and walks out of Dave Corp., punching a security guard in the neck along the way.

Aftermath
The results are shocking for everyone but Dave himself. With constantly rising wealth thanks to unexpected dildo market stimulation, Dave Corp. loses the concept of financial limits. In the following months, Indian Dave moves the Dave Corp. HQ to Mumbai and establishes a PMC (Private Military Company) known as Curry Strike Force. A few months later, the Independent State of Daveia is announced, with Indian Dave as its leader.