Lump of shit

Lizard Jobs, formerly Steve Jobs of Apple Inc. is the resurrected corpse of Steve Jobs crossed with a lizard. He is the ruler of the realm of shit OCs (original characters) and was brought to life after Jeremy Hogson dug up Steve Job's corpse on October 10th, 2011 while on a crack overdose.

On October 10th, 2011, Jeremy Hogson stole the corpse and stored it in his basement, with the help of his friend Shlomo Shekelberg who was flying a chopper to carry the corpse across the ocean to reach Daveia. Hogson recalls placing a dead lizard onto Steve Job's chest and stabbing a stake through the lizard and into Steve Job's chest, piercing his heart and making a huge burst of energy fly out his chest, knocking Jeremy unconscious. Reports came in of a nude man wearing a hog mask running around with a body and the police came to the conclusion it had to be Jeremy, as no one else in Daveia wears a hog mask outside of Halloween.

When the police found Jeremy, Lizard Jobs had already awaken and was screeching loudly. The police, out of fear, tazed Jobs and was taken away along with Jeremy to the local police station. After questioning Hogson and learning what he did to create the monstrosity, they felt it was only right to banish Jobs to the realm of shit OCs using the help of Anus Ron and his cracksphoric solution to banish him without disclosing this to anyone, including Steve Job's family. Hogson was released after Indian Dave bailed him out with a bribery of a batch of CRECK™ for the entire station.

After Lizard Jobs arrived in the realm of shit OCs, the rulers there all decided that he was such a bad OC that they would pass down their crowns to him, thus making him the new ruler of the realm of shit OCs.