Anus Ron (Movie)

A Fagson Elnojewski/Zanzibar Pictures production starring Anus Ron himself, as himself.

Plot
The plot begins with Anus Ron preparing a fresh batch of cracksphoric solution, which he intends to use in order to learn about market stocks for the next few months. The procedure, however, goes terribly wrong due to a flawed batch of crack, and creates a portal to another timeline, from which Anus Ron's mischievous alternate-reality-clone emerges.

The clone for reasons unknown wishes no physical harm to Anus, but wants to humiliate him. He does so by appearing in public places with a bunch of women (to imply that original Ron is not homosexual) and making ridiculous claims, which get attributed to our protagonist due to their uncanny physical similarity.

In response, Anus Ron challenges his clone to a battle of performance art, from which only the original Anus will emerge victorious.

Since Anus' clone knows the art of Solar Anus and other performance pieces just as well as Ron does, he has to come up with something no one has ever seen before...