Banus Bron

Banus Bron (born 1920, not to be confused with Anus Ron) is a Somalian bartender who fought in Vietnam alongside Barry.

Background
Banus Bron's life is well documented thanks to his autobiography, ''Fucking Up Chinks In The Jungle - The Story Of My Life. ''

Born in 1920 in a small Somalian village, he was still a child when his birthplace was raided by Ugandian soldiers. The invaders killed everyone and burned the village, although Banus has miraculously survived. He spent the next few years as a self-taught nomad, hunting for food, and, eventually, for people.

Vietnam War
Banus abandoned his manhunting career in 1940, when he turned 20. By then, he has amassed enough funds to migrate to America.

In the United States, he took a bartending job, first in a small bar in Chicago, then in his own enterprise. Banus Bron finally had a calm, stable life - until 1969's Vietnam conflict.

Since Banus needed to apply to the US Army to migrate, he was among the first soldiers fighting in the ''Battle of Hamburger Hill. ''After receiving a grave injury, Banus swore to end the life of every Vietnamese he could find. Thanks to Clyde the Orangutan the Field Medic (later known as: Clyde the Orangutan the Meth Dealer), he recovered and was later moved to another squad, in which he served alongside both Clyde the Orangutan and Barry Adolph the Baboon.

Banus' specialty was the Molotov Cocktail. His former squadmates spoke of Bron as 'unnecessarily cruel' and 'a beast in human skin', due to his fighting techniques and use of outlawed weapons. The only ones who had no objection against Banus' methods were Barry and Clyde, who claimed they were 'too busy getting high on their own feces to ever give a shit about what Banus does'.

Banus Bron in his autobiography claims that he was almost certain the other squadmates were playing a joke on him whenever his mention of the presence of two primates in their ranks was met with disbelief and hearty laughs. This suggests that Banus was the only one able to see through Barry's and Clyde's bluffs.

Near the end of the war, Banus got separated from his team. Lost in the jungle, he continued to slaughter every native he encountered, long until after the war ended. Considered MIA, he resurfaced in India years later, where he opened another bar.

Daveian Uprising
Banus also took part in the Daveian Uprising, which took place shortly after Dildo Market Crash of '89.

In February 1990, Banus was already an employee (through means unknown) of Indian Dave, and third-in-command of CSF. Only because of his excellent fighting skills and tactical prowess Curry Strike Force was able to secure the newly formed borders so quickly.

In the present day, Bron, despite being an active member of CSF, still tends to his bar in Mumbai.