Indian Toilet Programme Fiasco of '84

The Indian Toilet Programme was USSR's operation to provide toilets in every city and improve the hygiene in overall; what would seem as an act of good will, was actually Gorbachev's long-term plan to eradicate Indian culture, as well as gain India's trust. It has failed thanks to Indian Dave's influence and the will of the native people of India.

March 1984
Operation Titutoylet is approved by Gorbachev. USSR sends its workers to India with the necessary materials; Indian government, as a manner of thanks to the Soviet Union, starts airing soviet propaganda 24/7.

April 1984
The construction of public toilets in New Delhi is done. Despite protests, construction in other cities does not stop.

May 1984
Indian Dave notices the unusual lack of human waste on the streets; upon investigation, he finds the toilets and delivers a fiery speech about preserving the important part of Indian culture that the designated shitting streets are. His words move thousands, and all the toilets in New Delhi are destroyed shortly after.

June 1984
Dave's message spreads and gets printed on underground leaflets and newspapers. Wherever the toilets are being built, they collapse the next day. Indian Dave sets the example himself, by sending Gorbachev a soviet worker's head glued to a toilet seat over the mail.

July 1984
The foreign workers are either being chased away or lynched in every corner of India. Operation TItutoylet is considered failure by the governments of both countries.