Johnny Dickshot

Johnny Dickshot (born 1982) - the best mortal gunslinger known to mankind, with his signature move - a literal dickshot.

Background
Johnny made his dickshooting debut in 2001, when he assaulted the Pentagon with just a pair of 1920's rusted dickshotters, allegedly mistaking it for a McDonald's. Upon realizing his mistake, he decided there should be no witnesses to his moment of weakness.

Johnny's dickshotting rampage was ended by Anus Ron, who (fortunately for the staff and special forces) happened to be walking by.

After shooting the dicks of 38 federal agents, Johnny disappeared for five years. It is rumored Anus Ron took him under his wing during this period, as Dickshot came out of hiding in December 2006. So far, there has not been a single attempt at arresting him.

Johnny's signature weapons are a pair of engraved ivory-plated 1899 dickshotters.