Wigger

Wigger - a creature created by Dave Corp. somewhere during 1987-1988 period, all known subjects have escaped captivity and integrated into Indian/Daveian wildlife.

Since a wigger shares a large portion of an African-American DNA (and an equally sizeable portion of willies), it is considered an animal by the Daveian Wildlife Preservation Society.

Characteristics


What is interesting about this artificially created species is that there are no multiple genders - only male wiggers exist, and yet they somehow manage to reproduce. Lead wigger researcher, Daave Paul, speculates that the animals may emit cringe waves to induce wigger growth in makeshift seedbeds (which usually are stolen vegemite jars mixed with wigger DNA - even a single hair is enough); furthermore, professor Paul urges the Preservation Society to change wigger classification to a plant (hence their unusual way of reproduction) or a plant-animal hybrid.

The wiggers themselves are a mixture of African-Americans and human penises. An average wigger has penis-tipped toes, fingers, and a huge penis-head up from the brow area; this makes for a total of 21 dickheads per wigger. It is also worth noting that wiggers do NOT possess any genitals (at least not in the crotch area), which may seem ironic.

Wiggers are highly sociable creatures, and will always seek other members of their species. However, they are reluctant to help each other when in need.

Wiggers usually aren't hostile to humans, but it has been reported they often hunt smaller animals with sticks and stones. Not much is known about their diet, which seems to differ for each specimen. However, wiggers are easily lured by the scent of alcohol (it does not seem they appreciate crack as much), which makes hunting them a lot easier by preparing simple traps and baits.

Trivia

 * Ever since their liberation in 1989, wiggers have been hunted for their penis heads, which are believed to have powerful laxative effects. Despite that, wigger population seems to be stable, with around 5 wiggers per square kilometer within Daveia alone.
 * Fagson Elnojewski has put a bounty on wiggers, as well - anyone who brings in a wigger head to a Daveian Embassy gets paid 20 Daveian dollars (an equivalent of a cheap dildo or two bottles of CRECK). Some speculate this may have something to do with vegemite going missing from Dave Corp. warehouses.