Jeremy Hogson

Jeremy Hogson - the leader of the modern Church of Indian Dave, Prime Minister of Daveia, close friend, occasionally - homosexual lover.

Relations
He is arguably the most autistic of Dave's followers, as he allegedly has surpassed even Anus Ron himself. Not much is known about Jeremy other than he has a dual citizenship (British and Daveish) and regularly goes on crack-fueled rampages along with his friend, Kartoffel Monarch.

Some sources report that he is close friends with Daveia's Ambassador, Fagson Elnojewski - although Fagson himself has rejected such claims."'Look, just because I sucked a dude's dick, it doesn't make us friends, okay? His dad has a nice ass though.'"-Fagson Elnojewski, on the subject of him being friends with Jeremy Hogson

Trivia

 * Allegedly, Hogson has been seen carrying documents supporting evidence that he had a hand in Dave's creation, which could explain how he looks around 10,000 - 10,500 years old when he claims to have only been born in 1999.