Senile Larry

Larry Mendoza, also known as Senile Larry (born 1907), is the eldest out of the few remaining members of the Mendoza cartel. Besides his drug dealing career, he's been known for being the undefeatable Beyblade Champion. Currently, due to unknown circumstances, he's been turned into a self-aware Saguaro cactus.

Background
Larry was the eldest brother of the fourth generation of Mendozas, born in the city of Acapulco, Mexico. The ever-rising crime rate of the zone had shaped him as he grew up, especially since the murder of his parents. He'd often take part in criminal activities with his brothers, such as street fights, gang rapes and jaywalking, but it wasn't until 1950 that he got involved in the Mendozas' drug dealing charade, earning quite a reputation over the years.

In 1960, Larry had found an illegally modified Beyblade launcher next to a dumpster, which had stains of coke and blood. Next to it were the bodies of all his brothers, which were presumably murdered with the launcher's matching spinning top. This has since motivated him to enter Beyblade tournaments, in which he hoped to find out the murderer of his family members.

There's no doubt Larry was talented in the art of absurdly heavy spinning tops, earning many titles within each year. In '84, he was crowned as the Undefeatable Champion of the tournament. However, he mysteriously disappeared a year after, and had been later been found as some sort of self aware Saguaro cactus. Not much else has been found out ever since, due to him not being able to speak.

Trivia

 * The Bacalhau Salesman claims to see Senile Larry appear in his dreams very often, in which he reveals government secrets, such as Obama being responsible of killing the Jews (and then pointing out that this was most likely a false-flag operation).
 * He's also been rumored to have been the cause of Anus Ron's testicular cancer, who probably had tried to pleasure himself with his body. The effect of cacti on the human body has been investigated ever since.