Indian Dave

No one knows exactly when or where Dave was born, but the rumor goes that he came to life on the 14th of January in a shack on the peak of Goat Mountain.

Background
Indian Dave is the most powerful being known to mankind. History knows many documented examples of miracles he has performed for his fellow countrymen, such as sending crack from the sky for the starving masses back in 1702, and stopping public toilets from being build in 1984. The latter was to ensure that an important part of Indian culture, designated shitting streets, remains relevant.

Dave is as influential as he is powerful. His most notable allies are: Anus Ron, Johnny Dickshot and a gang of drug smuggling primates known as Barry and Co.

Sadly, even Indian Dave has enemies. The most dangerous one, known as Salamander Man, a former friend and crack-manufacturing partner, is conducting his own business operations at the time being in an unknown location.

Career
However, Indian Dave's career isn't only limited to crack business. He is also a well-recognised actor. His most rated movies of all time include: Hi, I'm Dave, Indian Dave: the Musical and Indian Dave 3: The Mystery of the Ballsack Lagoon.

Trivia

 * Indian Dave is also the marketing face of Dave Corp. He advertises crack, CRECK™, and bacalhau.
 * Indian Dave is the main character in an Elnohogski studios' video game, Indian Dave: The Crack Road.