The Patriots

The Patriots - a powerful organization operating behind the curtains. Its existence is only known to a handful of people.

Members
It is said that The Patriots ranks consist of 12 people. Identities of 6 of them are unknown. The head of marketing and public relations. Infamous in many elite circles for his stance on heterosexuality. Reported to be behind many pro-gay campaigns all over the world, Wurg allegedly despises everything heterosexual. The director of finances, aka "the Jew of the Patriots". Also said to be a skilled diplomat, Gack is the one to discuss terms with governments and organizations all over the world. Serial rapist. May be a relative of Rape Ape. Master strategist and genius tactician. Regularly disrupts plans of big companies, Dave Corp. included. Takes his job very seriously and usually does not take sides, instead only doing what he feels is necessary. Recovering drug addict, allegedly has been a part of the secret mozambiqueian space programme who went to space. Considered the oldest of the Patriots.
 * Borg (allegedly)
 * Wurg
 * Gack
 * Rhiny
 * Gork
 * Big Anus 127