Daveian Colony of Uganda

Established in October 1997, 2 years after CSF's military success in Somalia.

Uganda's Plead
Uganda, unlike Somalia, has actually become a Daveian colony through negotiations and a formal agreement made by the president Yoveri Museveni. Even a few years before the Daveian Uprising, Uganda was struggling to feed its people. The country suffered greatly from the lack of farmers, as most of the country folk were used to producing and consuming cheap drugs in excessive quantities on the daily basis, instead of tending to crops. In the beginning of 1997, the issue has reached its peak - something had to be done quickly, or the majority of population would die out.

Yoveri looked to Somalia, a Daveian colony, that has had similar struggles in the past, but overcame them with the aid of Daveian overlords. The key to Somalian success was a specific variation of crack, which, instead of sending the user on a nice, relaxing trip, induced a more energetic state - much like the stimulants used by college youth to prepare for exams in record time.

Uganda has pushed a proposal to Mumbai - they would pledge their lands and resources in exchange for crack and some supplies, so the population would not starve; Indian Dave, sensing great opportunity, has approved of the deal the same day - on the 12th of October 1997; and so, Uganda has officially (and legally) become a Daveian colony.

Trade and resources
Unlike Somalia, Uganda doesn't have much natural resources save for two coal mines; however, Daveian scientists have found the Ugandan soil to be extremely fertile, and so the colony now houses the biggest plantation of cannabis in the world.

Culture and law
Daveian authorities have agreed to let Uganda preserve their own culture and traditions; however, just like in Somalia, Daveian laws and holidays still apply in the colony.

Trivia

 * Starvation has not been a problem since Uganda's annexation, since all the farmers have been exposed to extremely stimulating crack and work overtime.
 * The cannabis grown in Uganda is exported for both recreational and medicinal uses.