Michael Mooson

Michael Mooson (birth date unknown) - a man-cow hybrid from Realm #3127 who accidentally made his way into this universe.

Background
One of the newer servants/friends of Indian Dave, he came to Daveia in 1999. Despite being a great musician, he has not been recognized and lived in poverty until May 2000, when a passersby (who turned out to be Fagson Elnojewski) noticed him playing violin at a street corner, called him a cunt and ordered him to come to the embassy. Since then, Michael has been providing fiery hot mixtapes

for all kinds of occasions within the Daveian embassies (mostly for executions), and eventually worked his way towards the top.

Relations
Close friends with Fagson Elnojewski, he has taken part in many crack parties and drug-fueled rampages along with him. Despite being arrested several times, neither of them went to jail.

Another one of his closest friends is Kowalski, with who he rollerskates and consumes large ammounts of bacalhau. According to Mooson, "it's the best fucking thing since 9/11". They're both known for taking part in the Kolkata Heisting Spree of 2011, led by his other acquaintance Cakes.

Career
Michael Mooson is a well-recognized Tapecloud artist. Only few people know that most of his works contain subtle flow of Daveian propaganda and subliminal messages which draw people closer to either Daveia-approved viewpoints, or to suicide.

He is also an amateur film director, recently hired by Gautam Studio of India.