Anus Ron

Sir Ronski Of Anus the 7th, full name Anus "Solar" Ronski, also known as Anus Ron (born 1899) - one of the most trusted allies of Dave, the most powerful practitioner of a martial art known as 'Solar Anus'.

Background
Some argue whether or not Anus is actually human, as he possesses exceptional strength, willpower, and is able to see through time and space itself. The tattoos covering most of his body and regular use of his dildoshoes are rumored to be the source of his power. Allegedly Anus Ron was Johnny Dickshot's mentor for a period of 5 years, although many doubt it, since Anus prefers hand-to-dildo combat over using guns, unlike Johnny.

Anus Ron is the only remaining member of the Anus Warrior Clan. Born in India in 1899, Ronald is one of the few humans to be ascended to immortality. He has also played an important role as a Daveist spiritual guru in the Church of Dave.

An exchange made between the Anus Warrior Clan and Stepdad left Anus Ron and his clan infertile. To this day he regularly performs experiments using cracksphoric solution to try and create a cure for his infertility.

Many legends tell of his great conquests in Somalia and Uganda, in which he developed a deadly variant of a martial art called "shit-fu", in which the user relies on his own fecal matter to defend himself from the enemy.

Anus Ron is also a passionate artist and performer. His preferred canvas is his own tattooed body.

Trivia

 * Anus Ron's trademark dildoshoes were forged by a now deceased member of the Anus Warrior Clan, and are also Ron's favourite accessory to wear.