Daveian Colony of Somalia

Officially established in May 1995, a few days after Indian Dave had ordered CSF deployment.

The Somalia Conquest
The conquest of Somalia was a result of a bet that Indian Dave made with Anus Ron during a poker night at Anus' residence. When Ron declared that he doubts Curry Strike Force's offensive capabilities, Dave called for a bet - either CSF takes over the entirety of Somalia in less than a week, or he will lay off crack for a moznth.

A direct order was delivered to Punished Dave, and the first CSF squad has been deployed to Somalia on the same night.

Needless to say, CSF has exceeded both Dave's and Anus' expectations. Complete takeover took only 5 days, and in addition to Dave winning his bet, Daveia has gained a steady source of natural resources.

Trade and resources
Somalia's greatest natural treasures are the diamond mines operating on slave labor and a rare specimen of sea algae used for crack production. The colony is also Daveia's second biggest supply of fish for bacalhau.

Culture
Despite Daveian influences, some somalian traditions are still allowed, such as slave ownership or beating each other to death with bare fists over every little thing. However, it is required by law for the people to celebrate National Crack Day on the same day as in Daveia, as well as Indian Dave's birthday.

The anthem has also been changed by Indian Dave himself:

Trivia

 * Somalia is Banus Bron's homeland. However, he does not mind Dave taking his country over, as he claims  'It's better when he's in charge of that shithole'.
 * Somalia is also home to the vicious butt pirates. However, since CSF now patrols the coast, their attacks have become significantly less common.