Dave Corp.

Commonly referred to as Dave Co., founded by Indian Dave in March 1970. Dave Corp. is the main manufacturer of crack in Daveia; in addition, it produces CRECK™, conducts various research and development schemes, and oversees the development of WillyOS™.

Products

 * Crack (since 1970)
 * Dildos (since 1986)
 * Indian Dave's Limited Edition Novelty Condoms™ (1996-1997)
 * CRECK™ (since 2002)
 * Mixtapes (1992-1995, limited production numbers)
 * WillyOS™ (in development since 2000, released 2001)

1970-1989
Dave Corp. has its headquarters (and production hall) in New Delhi; the main source of profit is crack. The corporation has a steady, yet slow, growth well until 1986, that is - the Crack Crisis of '86. By the end of March, Indian Dave decides that Dave Corp. should not rely on crack production only and helps design new line of products - dildos. Luckily for Dave's corporation, dildo maker stocks take a massive dive and, soon after, just as unexpected rapid rise, which allows Dave Corp. to make billions in a matter of months.

1989-present
Shortly after the Dildo Market Crash of '89, Dave Corp. moved its headquarters and production halls to Mumbai; the new HQ houses Indian Dave's office, CSF barracks, R&D labs, production halls, crack storage and an emergency bunker, in addition to entertainment floor and visitors' complex.

Trivia

 * The company logo was designed by a blind Indian intern, and spells out Dave Co. instead of Dave Corp.; however, since Indian Dave (high on crack at the time) approved of the design personally, the logo stayed the way it is.
 * Allegedly, Dave Corp. stands behind the outbreak of wiggers and chinese negro plants into the local ecosystem, as well as releasing Artificial Bowie Unit into the World Wide Web.
 * Some notable examples of Dave Corp. bio-engineering accomplishments are Monty the Ticking Time Bomb Robot Cat, Indian Turtle and Kony Beany.