Borg

Borg - born in 19XX in Kenya, allegedly a brother to Fagson Elnojewski.

Background
According to urban legends, Borg was such a hideous child that he was abandoned by his parents at the age of three. It is unclear how he managed to survive in the wilds of Kenya - some claim he was a predator by nature, others speculate that it was his disgusting visage that drove any danger away. What's important, however, is that Borg survived. It has been reported that Borg can understand any spoken language, yet he never speaks for himself. A single exception has been noted so far - Jeremy Hogson once said that Borg spoke to him in his dreams, but he only repeated his nickname - Hog- over and over. Another unnerving attribute of this being (as many doubt Borg being human at all) is a mask he wears to hide his face. A smiley face on a light blue background is his trademark, a symbol of fear.

Daveian Uprising
The information presented in this paragraph has never been confirmed. It is based on a series of leaked e-mails from the Daveian Embassy exchanged between high-ranking individuals.

Allegedly, Borg has been summoned on multiple occasions in the 1989-1990 period, namely - shortly before Dildo Market Crash of '89, and on the beginning of 1990, during the Daveian Uprising.

Indian Dave refused to comment on the subject.

First Ambassador, when asked about Borg, replied with an unclear comment about emus and nervously opened and started eating a jar of Vegemite.

Some isolated seeings of Borg by other individuals during that time period have been confirmed, and some made it into stories or legends.

The only weakness of his seems to be 80's music, which may explain Fagson's fondness for it.