Salamander Man

Salamander Man (born 669), a powerful being from Florida realm, owner of Salamander Corps.

Background
Indian Dave's arch-nemesis, former partner in crack manufacturing business, gone rogue after an intense dispute with Indian Dave about a big investment in dildo stocks (dildo market crash of 1989).

Dildo Market Crash of '89
In 1989, dildo stocks unexpectedly took a rapid dive. Indian Dave, sensing great opportunity, wanted to invest all available funds into said stocks. Salamander was against the idea, claiming that such carelessness would ruin Dave Corp. However, he was proven wrong. Just a week later, dildo stocks not only went back to normal, but continued to rise for a few months. Shortly after Dave's plan brought unexpected amounts of profit, Salamander left Dave Corp. HQ furious, with all the crack he could carry. This event became an inspiration for a video game starring Dave himself (Indian Dave: The Crack Road).

Trivia

 * Salamander Man is currently rumored to be conducting crack-manufacturing operations in Zanzibar.
 * One of Salamander Man's considerable talents is the ability to masterfully play the flute with either his mouth, nostril, or anus; his obsession with this musical instrument is reflected in SC's training with flutes and the troops' equipment.