Dad

Classification
As the Church of Dave claims, every human being has a Dad (also known as: soul, chakras etc.)

A Dad is present in both spiritual and physical plane for every person at any given time, with little exception (see section below). The materialistic form of Dad is linked to its spiritual counterpart, and vice versa; Dad cannot be destroyed, but its physical form (a person) can perish.

In short: since everyone is linked to their Dad, everyone IS Dad.

Trivia

 * Since Dad's existence relies on the balance between physical and spiritual plane, some issues may occur. In African-American population, for example, the physical plane is valued more, and so the balance is shifted. In such a situation, the Dad's link may be weakened, which often leads to physical forms of Dad abandoning the 'community'.
 * In Daveia, it is customary to refer to new acquaintances by 'Dad', since it can be used to address any person (though African-Americans may find it offensive).
 * Even when the physical form of Dad perishes (by natural or unnatural means, such as death or auto-erotic asphyxiation), its spiritual form remains.